Things Started Happening

V1 the Number one thing in every mans world

Is to get his sex life right

But when it comes to warming girls up

We men are not so bright

The easy way out is to please yourself

Crack one out on your own

But lets be honest fellas it's not real love all alone

BR] Go on-line / Treat yourself/ Bang one off / Its all free

V2 What makes a real man?

Only a real man knows

guys on the street like you and me

Don’t care about a pretty girls clothes

Is it better to find the cash

To have someone lend a hand

And give your dough to a working girl

to service you when you stand

BR2 She’ll be nice / pay the price / bish bash bosh / ears drop off /

CHORUS

[long notes] when you watch

porn on line

You’ll find that your will has gone

your life is not your own

You kill your drive / waste your time / you’ll go blind / lose your mind

V3 Things start happening once you stop wanking

Same as giving up the booze

Or quitting on pop and greasy food

Or cutting out TV news

My constant friend for many years

I can only Blame it on myself

it didn’t seem wrong but it was real enough

and It’ll put you on the shelf

BR Working girls / see you right / take your dough / thrilling night

CH ….

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RPT CHORUS

GUITAR OUT

Composition Notes: I loved the spoof vodka Advert "I thought Wan King was a place in China til I discovered Smirnoff"

Recording Nov 2017